Commercial: Get Dunked on by Patrick Chewing
Actor: Patrick Ewing
We’ve All Said It Before: ” Aaaaargghhh!!!”
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We like the fact that Snickers put Patrick Chewing back in the mix, but I’m sure as we all watch this commercial a few questions come to mind:
- Why does that white man open that Snickers like that? Is that a style that I missed when I was growing up?
- Why is his lumberjacket shirt so ugly and rigid?
- Where are they? Projects? Back of warehouse?
- Why the hell does Patrick still have a box? and why couldn’t he get a fade? it looks like the swept up the hair balls off the barbershop floor and dropped it on his head…unprofessional
- “What’s up Ryan?”… does he know this dude and was just waiting for him to come back to the playground
- The tight ass jersey was very appropriate for the commercial but where do you get that..KMart? The unofficial Ewing jersey is real.
- Did he walk?
- Was he wearing Patrick Ewing Sneakers?
- “Aaaaaaarghhhhhhhh!” Was that necessary? ..YES!
- Why did the backboard explode? Did he eat a Snickers before Ryan came by? who knows but I’m satisfied.
Overall this an obscure but successful 17 seconds. The lesson here is don’t bring a Snickers to the court… but if you do, bring a comb with that Snickers.
Technicolored gem:
“Oops…”
