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TV Show: One Man Show…or more affectionately known as “The Spirit of Truth”
Actor/Creator: Reverend X / “Don Vincent” Stewart???
We’ve All Said It Before: “You f*cking nincom f*cking poop!”
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WARNING: Do NOT look into his eyes…
Holdup. Is that Knocturnal from Aftermath…?
Or his real father that’s been avoiding the repeated requests for a paternity episode of Maury…?
I mean really, where do you start? The fodder for pure clownin’ and unprofessional entertainment is just endless. This is a man/being/entity/demon straight from the Abyss… we bout to get superloose on this one:
Now before we get started, here is an appetizer of the “One Man Show” in all his glory. Prepare.
…and let me warn you, this ain’t appropriate to listen to with high volumes at work or in front of kids, yo’ momma, or anyone supersanctified without a sense of humor.
The best thing about the “One Man Show” is that it started with one video randomly on the internet and then over the course of a couple of years or so mad videos started poppin’ up and the archives of footage began to surface. Which means someone was tapin’ this on the regular …sh*t I would DVR that joint if it was on. Religiously, in fact haa. That might be the only amount of religious fervor that would be applied to this man, this show, and his rhetoric. I might even dial the hotline to verify that he’s a real person. Rumor has it that he’s even in talks with BET for his own reality show. Lord save us and this poor, unfortunate, yet highly entertaining soul.
So how does he flow straight from the Survival Scroll?
1. Evolving Hairstyles. First he started with the long flowy (or at least we assume). At times low and loose, with a clear Jesus influence. At other times he elected to tie the flowy back in a classic Westside pony. And I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention his monster ass dookie braids (economy sized/elephant doo doo, baby) that were blessed upon the realm of public access. From there, it seems he graduated to the more aggressive barbaric shaolin monk one lock in the back, yet slick elsewhere remix.
“Are ya laughin…BEEYOTCH!!”
2. Camera work and Special Effects. “Just pose on this one”. Is it just me or is the fact that he is always floating or seemingly rotating at all times simply too much for words? Add that to his rotation of green screen background and related effects; from Poland Spring mountains, to static images of his likeness, to the 3D periodic images of him captured in action and it’s all right on time. Dunno what he’s on, or who’s handling the camera work and effects, but whoever’s responsible is definitely worthy of honorable mention in their attempt to add to the Bad Reverend’s overall mystique as a character.
“You find it funny, you find it funny, huh?”
3. Musical Selections. Gotta love his soundtrack selections. It’s imperative that if you’re going to make it a point to consistently drop your nuts on your congregation by cursing out all dissenters and callers that you must bump nothing but hard tracks. I can’t lie, if I ever caught Rev. X bumpin’ anything but that raw gangsta isht in the background, I’d probably be liable to stop taping on the basis of him losing his magic touch. Not bad selections, that is if I plan on lifting weights or mobbin’ on a fool or two.
“Repeat after me B*tch! I come in the name of Jesus…”
4. And last but certainly not least, his repitoire of moves. All rooted in the classic and legendary artform of West Coast gangsta boogie. I would say this is his only true talent beyond reckless unprofessionalism coupled with purely buckwild and unsanctified rhetoric. What’s even more phenomenal about Reverend X, is that he seems willing to boogie at any point and time to up the entertainment value of his show. I mean, I’ve seen and beared witness to several spirited celebrations and holy ghost revivals in the name of the Good Lord, but I must admit that breaking out in a full fledged C-Walk in the name of the holy spirit is virtually unheard of.
We wanted to list some of our favorite quotables quotes but there were too many to list…plus we were laughin too much watching these joints over and over again. Also check the soundboard below. Feel free to let us know in the comments section what your favorite quotes are.
Enjoy.
Some more TechniColored gems:
My favorite of them all…The Sermon on the Mount:
“Put on the Tupac tape!!… let that ride for the next 3 minutes” … some of the smoothest gangsta walking you’ll ever bear witness to
The Signature Survival Scroll Dance:
“Could you back the camera off, you know, so they can see me dance?”
The Classic footage that revamped the movement via the web:
Spirit of Truth Wikipedia Page
Soundboard:
T-Shirts:
nice work-this is amazing
Where’d you get the info about him possibly getting a reality show?
Cuz Ive heard so many rumours from him being in jail to being dead..I just dont know who to believe lol
so if you could just email me back, with any info you have, thatd be great
Yep ” The One Man Show” was the whole package. The camera work, the music, the dancing, and the classic exchanges with the callers elevated the program to viral video gold. I love watching it. Relaxes my ‘ feeble-ass mind “